22-25 April 2026

The F-Files: Mastering DP-700 Microsoft Fabric Mysteries

Proposed session for SQLBits 2026

TL; DR

This is not your typical DP-700 prep session. Instead of dry lecture slides, we're transforming the essential knowledge tested on the exam into compelling mysteries and hands-on narratives.

Session Details

Welcome to The F-Files – where DP-700 exam mastery meets noir-inspired storytelling. In this engaging 50-minute session, the hosts decode Microsoft Fabric's most critical exam topics and real-world edge cases in a way that textbooks simply cannot.

This is not your typical DP-700 prep session. Instead of dry lecture slides, we're transforming the essential knowledge tested on the exam into compelling mysteries and hands-on narratives. From haunted clusters to Spark job conspiracies, from governance frameworks that catch exam candidates off-guard to performance optimization secrets hiding in plain sight – each segment uncovers the deeper mechanics of Fabric that distinguish exam passers from true practitioners.

If you're preparing for the DP-700 exam and tired of memorizing disconnected facts, this session is for you. We combine authentic exam-relevant knowledge with equal parts cosmic comedy and actionable technical insight. Expect the unexpected – because understanding why things work in Fabric is far more valuable than simply knowing what to click.

What You'll Take Away:
• DP-700 exam concepts explained through real-world problems and solutions
• Deep dives into Fabric edge cases that reveal foundational knowledge
• Governance and performance strategies that matter both for exams and production
• A fresh, entertaining framework for understanding complex Fabric architecture

Perfect for:
DP-700 candidates, Fabric practitioners, and anyone seeking a unique blend of exam prep and technical storytelling that actually sticks.

F-Files – the answers are out there.

3 things you'll get out of this session

For DP-700 candidates to learn about some of the skills measured for the exam. To introduce Fabric concepts to practitioners. present technical storytelling that actually sticks.

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