Welcome to the strange and mysterious world of SQL Server Failover Clustering and enter Ye Olde Cluster Curiosity Shoppe where we will reveal a miscellany of top tips, tricks and advice gained from nearly two decades of installing and troubleshooting SQL Clusters. 

Roll-up, roll-up! Come and see :-
The horrifying "Shrunken Head"
The stomach turning "Bearded Lady"
The incredible "Many-Headed Cluster"
The mystifying "Marie Celeste"
The unbelievable "Zombie"
The doom ridden "Installation of Death"
The nightmare inducing "Bodysnatcher"
The malevolent "Montezuma’s Revenge"

 ...and many more freakish exhibits and top tips from the field of SQL Server Failover Clustering!
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Presented by Mark Broadbent at SQLBits XIV