Erik Darling started using SQL Server after a dispute with Excel over a vlookup. Since then he's had some terribly boring DBA jobs, and been a consultant for Some Guy You've Never Heard Of™. He enjoys public arguments with the optimizer and wine photography.


For anyone frustrated by column-hoarding users and developers
No pictures of phone books, here. We're gonna look at the way indexes change query behavior for better... and worse.
Delicious Demos For Doubting Developers