Hey DBAs and Developers! 

Are you sick and tired of having flabby, out of shape databases?

Have you had it with fads and memes that leave your end users starving for performance?

My name's Erik Darling, and I've been in your gym shorts before: 

  • Installing tools and scripts from every corner of the internet that all tell you a lot but teach you nothing
  • Reading blogs and books that make everything sound easy, but don't give you the confidence to do anything yourself
  • Never quite being able to prove exactly why things are slow

Join me for the session that'll finally make it all make sense. 

You'll learn how to pump up performance, and finally get off the database yo-yo diet.

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